Barth’s Bus Stories: Bestiality (NSFW)

5 Apr

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On the 23.
Two fourteen-year-old African American girls board and sit.

Girl1: I was on Facebook last night and I saw a white lady fucking a dog.
Girl2: For real?
Girl1: [knowledgeably] Yeah, white ladies do that.
Girl2: [flabbergasted] Why?
Girl1: She wrote a real long post about it but I didn’t finish it. She said it’s called bestiality.
Girl2: Bes-ti-ality??
Girl1: She fucks beasts.
[Long Pause.]
Girl2: Why does she fuck beasts?
Girl1: She didn’t say why. But I’m pretty sure it’s because beasts are sexy to her.
Girl2: Any beast?
Girl1: Any and every beast.
Girl2: What all are beasts?
Girl1: Anything that moves. Anything that breeds that, you know, she can do it with. Not mice. No one can do it with mice. [Thinks] Maybe mice.
Girl2: Really?
GIrl1: I didn’t finish the article.
Girl2: Dear God. [Staring out her window. Head shaking slowly.] The world is all wrong, Trinity.

 

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Lilly M – Own work, CC BY 2.5, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=1425693
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2 Responses to “Barth’s Bus Stories: Bestiality (NSFW)”

  1. lydamorehouse April 6, 2017 at 2:11 pm #

    “The world is all wrong, Trinity.” Preach.

    • barthanderson April 6, 2017 at 6:24 pm #

      She said it like, “The world is all wrooooooong, Trinity.” : )

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